Thursday, March 28, 2024

dropshipping (i mean....)


FRIDAY 15TH;
on wednesday got notified that a package i ordered online had arrived [the deer lantern from a walmart third-party seller]. i went ahead and checked outside by the front door ...nothing. checked the community mailbox ...ok, yes. package. however NOT my package. wtf!!!? what i actually had in my hands belonged to someone else living on a street nearby. most likely, mr or mrs dumbass mailperson had inadvertently(?) swapped our packages. great. not exactly being sure what to do, i brought the package home.
thereby ensued a series of backs and forths with both the seller + canada post. cuz you know i just looove wasting my time like that.
after this occured for some strange reason i didn't check my cell phone at all 'til past the middle of the night. when i finally did, i had a new voicemail waiting. it was the woman i got my package mixed up with!! (my phone # was on my package label) *and the angels sang* texted her back saying we could meet up that friday.
meanwhile the seller got in touch and although they originally replied that i had to first inquire with canada post myself, they finally offered to either A) refund me, or, B) send the goods again.
when the sort-of-neighbour lady arrived at my doorstep, she admitted that meanwhile she'd had a little incident with my package: her new puppy had managed to reach it and chewed on it, resulting in parts breaking:
but she was really cool about it, saying upfront that she could pay for it. i suggested that she might pay half: it was approx $32 so basically $15. she only had a $20 and she said it was fine. i think more than anything she was thrilled to retrieve her daughter's package! later that same evening, i guess she still felt bad cuz she came back and gave me another $10. good people still exist, wowzer.
anyhow...! this evening i finally received the goods sent again:
holy sh*t...where do i even begin? 😂 so maybe it wasn't the dog's fault after all!! *facepalm* it's just a downright lameass product. honestly, having known what it looked like for real before the lady stopped by my place, i would've asked for a refund from the seller. but at that point it was too late.
why, it's supposed to look like:
STILL CANNOT GET OVER THE LANTERN. 😭😭😭🤥

now, really?


FRIDAY 15TH;
so i'd received this e-mail a couple days prior:
didn't really give a crap but figured i'd do it, anyway.
took the required photo:
put up my review:
then guess what?
.....no promo codes! NADA!!!!
k. pierced universe, i still like you. just way less then i used to like you.

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

lasalle


THURSDAY 14TH;
beautiful day off & off to visit chantal.
buuut.
shopping first, 'fo suuuure!
my upcoming yard deco additions.
they also even had the frog i purchased a while back:
💚💚💚!
definite frog theme this year:

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

village des valeurs


SUNDAY 10TH;
didn't buy, cuz i've got enough fisher price crap as it is.
nevertheless. pretty rad!

dentist + village des valeurs


THURSDAY 7TH;
so i was asked to come in about 10 mins in advance for my exam/cleaning appointment to fill out some paperwork.
daaaaaang all these questions (WTF).
anyways. no cavities! yaaaaay. i'm outta here!!!
later managed to squeeze in my usual thursday visit to the village:

Monday, March 25, 2024

damn those heavy winds!


SUNDAY 3RD;
........yeaaa. 😭
doors flew to the ground:
temporarily fixed them back with rope. ughhhh.

montreal


FRIDAY 1ST;
one night i guess i got bored and tried to swap the jewelry for my (already) healed helix piercing. needless to say it was NOT successful and turns out mom had to come help me out at 11:30pm, bwhahahhaa. we only managed putting the black marquise on, but at least the hole wouldn't be closing. goddamn! never again. finally went back to paradise for elo to put curved jewelry back on, and also screwing back one of the balls that had fallen out from my new rook piercing.
obviously hung around afterwards...
jesus dress, anyone?
p.s.:
brought him back home, heee.

Saturday, March 23, 2024

another reason why 2024 keeps on suckin'


so, i'd kinda been pondering going to see pulp play live in toronto this september. well it's not even been 24 hours tix having gone on sale and it's come to this f*ckery already (for both dates):
meh. guess i'll pass.....🥴

Thursday, March 7, 2024

wal-mart


SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 24TH;
WHY ARE BOTH EYES ON THE SAME SIDE OF THEIR FACES AND THEIR MOUTHS NOT IN THE MIDDLE? they give me the creeps.
new strawberry shortcake now high as f*ck:

Monday, March 4, 2024

Sunday, March 3, 2024

rook piercing!


MONDAY, FEBRUARY 12TH;
although i don't have the proper ear anatomy for it, took a chance and got that rook piercing i wanted.
yes, it's quite far into the ear. but at least it was possible at all.
HURRAAAAAY.